
The charm of owning a piece of maritime history, the elegance of cruising the waterways in a classic hand-built boat from yesteryear, which turns heads at every bend, sounds very appealing.
But the Gin and Tonics with cucumber sandwiches soon become hard to swallow when the vessel turns out to be full of rot, worm. or even hogged (as in the nautical terms for a hull that arches upwards in the middle and sags at the ends).
I have been fortunate to cross paths on many occasions with one timber boat owner who just happened to run this country at the time. This PM simply said to me one day: "Gavin you own a timber boat, you are a custodian."
I must admit at first it went in one ear and out the other, but as time went on it’s a phrase I echo on every timber boat I inspect.
YOU ARE THE CUSTODIAN
A custodian, you murmur, what is he on about?
Well, it’s a fact that you become an owner of a piece of maritime history when you buy a classic timber boat.
She would have been built when labour was cheap and materials were plentiful. Boat yards had time on their side to produce one-off gems of the ocean.
Now, you as the present-day owner, have the responsibility of preserving this history in the only way you can, that is, maintaining her to the highest standards.
Each time a vessel is sold it is handed down and you can only hope you have bought if from a custodian, not someone that has dodged the not-inconsiderable maintenance that goes with owning a timber boat.
TIMBER BOAT-BUYING TIPS
It might be stating the obvious, but owning a timber boat required a lot more upkeep that maintaining today’s modern-day composite — or "plastic" as wooden boat owners call them — wonders.
Here are some tips for buying a timber boat:
>> Ask for the service history. This will show repairs, refits, restorations and so on. A custodian will have this well documented as it has probably almost cost his and/or her marriage at some point.
>> Ask the local boat yard if they know anything. Most yards have very good recollection of timber boats in their bay and will talk for hours if they know something about the particular boat.
>> Engage a qualified marine surveyor. Engaging the services of a qualified surveyor with a timber boatbuilding or restoration background is very important. Expect to pay well above the standard rate for a timber inspection (those surveyors that charge the same rate as any old boat are not offering you the right service and my advice is to stay clear). To perform a proper in- and out-of-water inspection on a timber boat takes double the man hours.
>> Be prepared to spend money. Congratulations, you are now a custodian.
KEEPING THE ROMANCE ALIVE
Your dreamboat has been inspected and you are now the custodian.
So here are some basic tips to ensure you keep the romance alive
FOR THE LOVE OF TIMBER
Remember, timber boat repairs can be expensive and you will need to be prepared to pay for the privilege of being a classic-boat custodian.
Usually, you cannot buy a replacement item for your boat at your local hardware store, for it is handmade by a highly skilled crafts-person, often whittled away from a lump of lumber with precise love and care. This is the same love and care you have for your new passion.
Timber boats are something I am very passionate about and luckily enough I spent a good part of my life in this industry with some true wooden boatbuilding legends.
There are many great experts around in this area, so do your homework, listen to the experts, and you will be enjoying the cucumber sandwiches and G&Ts with delight for years to come.